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M.I.A shot back at the media when they reported her newborns name as Ickit. TMZ has recently learned the babys actual name is Ikhyd, and she is actually 33 years old not 31 as biel....WAIT! WHAT!....Ikhyd? (sigh)

Justin Timberlake is releasing his own line of Tequila, named 901. Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to buy booze from the only man on earth who doesnt need booze to help him get laid? Screw that.

Jordin Sparks has told the media that she is ready for "Jonas Brothers romance rumors" since she will be on tour with them all summer. ROFFLE. The only way Jordin Sparks will be linked to a Jonas Bro is if one of them starts bangin' a stripper/porno "actress" named Jordin Sparks. [Side Note: There has to be a porn star named Jordan Sparks, right? It sounds to perfect]

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MC Hammer is set to star in his own reality show. I really wish the show will be called "MC Hammer: You Can't Film This".

U2 will have a street named after them in NYC. Don't worry about buying new maps, the street originally had no name. [To easy?]

In an interview, The Jonas Brothers said they would like their own video game. I guess no one told them there's already a video game based on them. Its called "Rockband". The game where anyone can play an instrument and become a "rockstar" even if they have no talent. ZING!

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are scheduled to play together again for charity. When asked what it will be like to play with Ringo again Paul said "Who?".

M.I.A. denies naming her new baby "Ickitt". However, she can never deny wearing THIS.

Tom Morello has released the name for his new musical project, Street Sweeper. Or as I will refer to them, NOT Rage Against The Machine.

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A man admits do vandalizing Jamiroquai's Ferrari, causing about $30,000 worth of damage. The vandal will claim virtual insanity in court. Hey Oh! These things really write themselves. [Side note: How does the lead singer of Jamiroquai have a Ferrari?]

Liverpool University is offering a Masters Degree on The Beatles, popular music & Society. I've done it! Finally! I found a degree more useless than mine!

Chris Brown has hired Mel Gibson's' PR guy. Wait...Rihanna is Jewish?

No Doubt will offer a chance to download their entire music catalog to fans who purchase 'top level' tix. No Doubt fans please purchase those tix that cost hundreds of dollars. DO NOT just buy THIS! Seriously.

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Preface: Sorry for the lack of posts besides videos recently. I was sick last week. Now on to my attempt at humor...

Proof of recession: NIN's drummer, Josh Freese, will do what ever you want for how ever much you want to pay, seriously.

Proof of recession (2): Faith No More is re-forming. I'm sure they'll be huge in Europe.

Bare Naked Ladies lead singer, Steven Page, has left the group to pursue solo projects and theatrical opportunities. I repeat, it has nothing to do with THIS, or THIS! SERIOUSLY!

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The Killers lead singer, Brandon Flowers, has supposedly quit drinking. How will he explain his outfit choices now?

Guns N' Roses is set to release Chinese Democracy for the game "Rock Band". It will be available the summer of 2023. Zing!


M.I.A. had a baby boy! Does Osh Kosh B'gosh make neon footie pajamas?

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1.) Mandy Moore is now engaged to Ryan Adams....sorry Vince.

2.) A nude photo of a young Madonna sold at an auction for $37,500.

This guy got ripped off! I knew a kid in college who would photoshop famous chicks heads on naked bodies for $20. I....mean...I heard of a kid who did that in college.

How to save $37,500: Google "Madonna Naked". Idiot.

Does the buyer know THIS exists?

3.) Metallica is planning on releasing a career-spanning box set. When did rockstars releasing things in boxes become newsworthy? (Think about it)

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Limp Bizkit is reforming with the original lineup. "We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other," said Fred Durst. Is it sad I'm excited about this?

MGMT, Pharrell Williams, Q-Tip and Chromeo have designed artwork for the new issue of Playboy magazine. Unless the "artwork" is in a picture frame one of the playboy bunnies is holding I probably won't see it.

Santogold has issued a press release that she will now be known as "Santigold", but she will also still answer to "who?"