Around The Way News

MC Hammer is set to star in his own reality show. I really wish the show will be called "MC Hammer: You Can't Film This".

U2 will have a street named after them in NYC. Don't worry about buying new maps, the street originally had no name. [To easy?]

In an interview, The Jonas Brothers said they would like their own video game. I guess no one told them there's already a video game based on them. Its called "Rockband". The game where anyone can play an instrument and become a "rockstar" even if they have no talent. ZING!

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are scheduled to play together again for charity. When asked what it will be like to play with Ringo again Paul said "Who?".

M.I.A. denies naming her new baby "Ickitt". However, she can never deny wearing THIS.

Tom Morello has released the name for his new musical project, Street Sweeper. Or as I will refer to them, NOT Rage Against The Machine.

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A man admits do vandalizing Jamiroquai's Ferrari, causing about $30,000 worth of damage. The vandal will claim virtual insanity in court. Hey Oh! These things really write themselves. [Side note: How does the lead singer of Jamiroquai have a Ferrari?]

Liverpool University is offering a Masters Degree on The Beatles, popular music & Society. I've done it! Finally! I found a degree more useless than mine!

Chris Brown has hired Mel Gibson's' PR guy. Wait...Rihanna is Jewish?

No Doubt will offer a chance to download their entire music catalog to fans who purchase 'top level' tix. No Doubt fans please purchase those tix that cost hundreds of dollars. DO NOT just buy THIS! Seriously.