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M.I.A shot back at the media when they reported her newborns name as Ickit. TMZ has recently learned the babys actual name is Ikhyd, and she is actually 33 years old not 31 as biel....WAIT! WHAT!....Ikhyd? (sigh)

Justin Timberlake is releasing his own line of Tequila, named 901. Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to buy booze from the only man on earth who doesnt need booze to help him get laid? Screw that.

Jordin Sparks has told the media that she is ready for "Jonas Brothers romance rumors" since she will be on tour with them all summer. ROFFLE. The only way Jordin Sparks will be linked to a Jonas Bro is if one of them starts bangin' a stripper/porno "actress" named Jordin Sparks. [Side Note: There has to be a porn star named Jordan Sparks, right? It sounds to perfect]

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MC Hammer is set to star in his own reality show. I really wish the show will be called "MC Hammer: You Can't Film This".

U2 will have a street named after them in NYC. Don't worry about buying new maps, the street originally had no name. [To easy?]

In an interview, The Jonas Brothers said they would like their own video game. I guess no one told them there's already a video game based on them. Its called "Rockband". The game where anyone can play an instrument and become a "rockstar" even if they have no talent. ZING!

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are scheduled to play together again for charity. When asked what it will be like to play with Ringo again Paul said "Who?".

M.I.A. denies naming her new baby "Ickitt". However, she can never deny wearing THIS.

Tom Morello has released the name for his new musical project, Street Sweeper. Or as I will refer to them, NOT Rage Against The Machine.

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The Killers lead singer, Brandon Flowers, has supposedly quit drinking. How will he explain his outfit choices now?

Guns N' Roses is set to release Chinese Democracy for the game "Rock Band". It will be available the summer of 2023. Zing!


M.I.A. had a baby boy! Does Osh Kosh B'gosh make neon footie pajamas?