M.I.A shot back at the media when they reported her newborns name as Ickit. TMZ has recently learned the babys actual name is Ikhyd, and she is actually 33 years old not 31 as biel....WAIT! WHAT!....Ikhyd? (sigh)
Justin Timberlake is releasing his own line of Tequila, named 901. Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to buy booze from the only man on earth who doesnt need booze to help him get laid? Screw that.
Jordin Sparks has told the media that she is ready for "Jonas Brothers romance rumors" since she will be on tour with them all summer. ROFFLE. The only way Jordin Sparks will be linked to a Jonas Bro is if one of them starts bangin' a stripper/porno "actress" named Jordin Sparks. [Side Note: There has to be a porn star named Jordan Sparks, right? It sounds to perfect]
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